Jilted.
A sweet young thing was jilted by her husband. He left her
and he went his merry way.
With tearful eyes she wrote a final letter in which her broken heart had this
to say....
I'm returning every present that you gave me. I'm sending back each letter
that you wrote.
Every sweet momento that we cherished the Locket that I wore around my throat.
Enclosed you'll find the mortgage on the house dear, in that I'm fair you must
admit is true,
I'm returning everything except the baby, That’s the one thing that I
didn't get from you!
Anon.